partypeen:

instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do

(Source: allkillernofiller)

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

I HATE WHEN YOU SNEEZE ON UR PERIOD AND NIAGRA FALLS COMES OUT OF UR FUCKIN VAGINA

(Source: hailldope)

if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it 

(Source: fatggot)